Political, social, global, and everything the news has to offer, you name it—you've got your hot take! But so do others, and you find their opinions quite appalling. You know your views are correct, and theirs are simply imbecilic on the account that they clash with yours. But are you really in the right? Opposing views can't be both correct, so other people must be wrong—or you are! That's highly unlikely, I know. Here comes judgment day, and you couldn't care less, of course. That's just what confidence does. Do take this quick but accurate test and put a stamp on it!
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1. ) Do you usually sport a beard or mustache or sideburns?
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2.) Are you a hippie or wear clothes that make you look a hippie?
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3.) Do you drive a pickup truck? (Or any truck!)
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4.) Do you work for a business that markets liquor, or cigarettes, or cannabis?
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5.) Was there a time when you considered the leadership in your country exemplary, and there was nothing for you to complain about?
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6.) Which would you rather?
Your Beliefs
7.) Religion and politics go hand in hand because you believe that God chose this politician (that you support) to lead us.
Your Beliefs
8.) What is your stance on gun ownership?
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9.) Has any of the politicians that you have supported been ACCUSED of racism, bigotry, sexual harassment, or discrimination?
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10.) Do you support politicians whose beliefs and interests coincide with yours, and not because they are so impressive for convincing you with theirs?
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11.) Has any of the top politicians that you have supported been comedically impersonated by at least 3 different impersonators on TV?
Your Beliefs
8.) What is your stance on gun ownership?
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9.) Has any of the politicians that you have supported been ACCUSED of racism, bigotry, sexual harassment, or discrimination?
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10.) Do you support politicians whose beliefs and interests coincide with yours, and not because they are so impressive for convincing you with theirs?
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11.) Has any of the top politicians that you have supported been comedically impersonated by at least 3 different impersonators on TV?
Your Critical Thinking
12.) What is your stance on vaccines?
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The test has promptly concluded. Your predispositions have been detected, thus we are able to effectively deduce your suppositions, sentiments, and political views.
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Whoaoao!
We were about to light up the cans for you! Your political views are admirable, except that you just couldn't get it right with that last question, could you? Anyway, here's your result.
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Your Result
Thank you for taking this test. As much as we would like to believe that you are a pretty morally upstanding person—and I'm sure you get love dully from the tight-knit dwelling you may be from—there's really no other way to get this across your shell, so here it is... Your political views are wrong!
Rest assured, we are not jumping the gun by just assuming that you are a flat-earther or a disesteemed conspiracy theorist, but you should really consider shutting up because you are wrong! You are so dead wrong!
Your Result
So, we tried to grill you, rattle you, and use every exhaustive trick in the book, but you sure are so darn agreeable. Your political views are correct, therefore I hereby bequeath to you the right to harangue anyone who is wrong in every comment section on the internet. People who oppose your ideas or don't believe what you believe in are wrong and abashed they should be by you! They should all be taught a lesson with a whip in hand—and guess who I also just anointed to do all that? Well, unsurprisingly, you got that right again.
