Baby Irresponsibly Proclaimed By Parents As Angel

 August 22, 2001

News in a flash—Proud parents Helen and Jerry Soza, proclaimed their 5-month old baby girl, Aliana, "a precious angel." This would have caught anybody off guard had there been other people present to hear the proclamation. It was unprecedented and just came out of nowhere when the baby's father just decided to utter the words: "She's a precious angel." Her mother on the other hand, did not even pause and was outright in agreement with the father's declaration. Both parents were incredibly irresponsible and imprudent to assume things as such, considering the baby did not only lack the personality, but can't even talk or do anything yet to be remarkable. There was no way to predict whether the baby would be good or bad, and for all we know, she could get knocked up at 16 by some random punk or break her parents' hearts a thousand ways. And like it wasn't enough, her mom Helen added by saying: "You're gonna be great when you grow up," as if she already knew it, when there was absolutely no way to tell.