Local Community Online Advertiser Is A Special And Jollier Soul Than Most

 August 15, 2016

News in a flash—An advertiser under the name of Sandy Altman, debuted on a local community, rural region, buy and sell website: goodbuyvalleyonline.com. Sandy proved to be more zealous and merrier than the rest of the community when she tried to sell online her little bags of joy such as 5 medium size tomatoes, 6-month old flour (about 3 cups) that she doesn't think she'll need again, half a cucumber and nearly a full package of Cheetos that she almost decided not to open—all for only $4.50! Some advertisers who appeared to be as "happy-to-share-to-the-community" as Sandy—selling stuff such as kittens of a lost cat for $8.00 and a broken package of toothbrush but was never used—all can't measure up to Sandy's down-to-earthness. This was pretty evident when she posted to sell a Betamax video tape of her younger self, tap dancing to the tune of an upbeat rendition of Que sera sera, which she considers her most valuable possession—but will never need again and should be passed on—for a humble price of $2.50 for those who may want to pick up from her home between 9am to 4pm, and on weekends only.