Meghan Markle Feared Prince Would Turn Into A Frog On Wedding Day

 May 19, 2018

Citing the illustrious history of the Royal family, Meghan Markle, who at this time, should already be wedded to Prince Harry, expressed apprehensions the night before their wedding as to whether or not the Prince will turn into a frog on their wedding kiss. A London hotel staff was able to eavesdrop Meghan's girl talk with 5 of her best pals in high school, recounting how as a young girl she numerously heard stories of frogs turning into princes. "I wouldn't mind if he turns into a more handsome version of a prince," Megan initially was heard saying. "But what if he magically transforms from prince to frog? Or something else hideous like a dinosaur or whatever," she worriedly told her girlfriends. Despite the worrying thought, she revealed that this is not her primary concern. "I'm even more worried that a wicked witch would just turn up out of smoke at the wedding and demand something crazy like my first born child or something," a troubled soon to be the Duchess of Sussex said. One of her girlfriends, Kelly, who can't be bridesmaid and can only be at another private reception because she's just a filthy commoner, consoled Meghan and reminded her that despite such horrid things, they always end happily ever after--provided they figure out how to break the spell in time, sources said.