War-Simulation Computer Program Reveals North Korea To Triumph Against U.S.

 January 03, 2018

The North Korean government headed by its Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, has extendedly issued warning to the United States and its allies that if a war is to break, they will all be obliterated. An adamant North Korean Government has sent the threatening message to the White House following a computer-generated simulation that they ran in Pyongyang. The said war simulation predicts that North Korea will crush the U.S. if a war between the two nations and its allies happen. "We decided to download online a war simulation program with near real-life graphics and sounds, and entered both America and North Korea's details such as army capacity, intelligence, nuclear and chemical weaponry," according to the North Korean Armed Forces Spokesperson. "We are not surprised that the North Korean power is too much to handle for the U.S.," the confident North Korean rep declared. "Once again, we urge the U.S. and all its pawns to think again before initiating any hostilities. This gaming software has been fully reviewed and marked 4 stars by an independent reviewer on Youtube. We will execute our strategy like we did in the game to defeat the enemy." Sources from the White House have yet to issue an official statement but expressed concerns as to whether or not such software exists, let alone accurate.