Clay Volcano Devastated Dozens Of Action Hero Figures, Soldiers, And Many Others In Tragic Child's Play

 August 08, 2019

News in a flash—In an effort to play a tragedy game that would kill the majority of his toy men, eight year old boy Jarred Presley, created an 8-inch high clay volcano that would erupt seconds after its completion. The volcano had an approximate 19-inch circumference base to stabilize it's relatively tall and asymmetrical structure that was, with all intentions, supposed to be conical in shape. It took Jarred about 12 minutes of uninterrupted work to finish the volcano and incurred him a massive amount of clay—even resorting to the least opened drawer in the toy room to claim reserves that his supportive mom had to point him to. Jarred assembled his men composed of mostly action hero figures, soldiers and even trucks and little cars—but surprisingly, also did not spare little critters and giant bunnies from taking part. As expected, the volcano erupted with a loud explosion that Jarred played with his sprinkly, watery mouth, coordinated with artistic hand and finger gestures that directed debris and flow of red-hot lava. The role play of the catastrophic event knocked and killed a total of 97 lives, sparing only an ensemble of DC superheroes that Jarred had other plans for, but still unsure of.