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Police Officer Helped Threatened Young Lady Elude Potential Attacker
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Clay Volcano Devastated Dozens Of Action Hero Figures, Soldiers, And Many Others In Tragic Child's Play
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Aliens Landed On Egypt And Built The Pyramids
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White Rapper Who Was Under The Impression That He Is Relevant, Makes A Comeback
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Equality Crusader Who Likes To Comment On Youtube Found Injustice All Over The Place
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City Of Dubai Vowed To Destroy Individuals Who Think Alcohol Is Fun
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Mirror On The Wall Was The First Powerful Voice Virtual Assistant
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Gender-Neutral Country of Canada Officially Renamed Superheroes Gender-Neutral Names
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Meghan Markle Feared Prince Would Turn Into A Frog On Wedding Day
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China Ships U.S. More Products That Break Very Easily In Response To Trade War
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After Racist Commercial, Heineken Vows Reparation By Giving Free Beer To Black People
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Facebook Sold Perfectly Working Condition Users' Data—They Don't Need It Anymore
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Stephen Hawking Predicted Outcome Of This Year's Miss Universe 2 Weeks Before His Death
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Donald Trump Accepts Kim Jong-un's Invitation To His Birthday Party
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Man Who Survived The Atlantic For 16 Days By Eating Doritos Vows To Break Own Record
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Stiff Penalties Await Passengers Farting On Airplanes
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Facebook Looks To Resolve Loss of "Cool" Young Users
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U.S. Federal Government Rolls Sleeves On School Shootings: Will Mandate Everyone Inside Every U.S. High School To Wear Bullet Proof Vests And Possibly Bullet Proof Helmets Daily
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Winnie the Pee Accuses Donald the Goose Of Sexual Assault
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Cloned Monkey Exhibits Traits Of A Millennial
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Photographer Shares What It's Like To Photograph Prince George
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Trump On Denying Sexual Affair With Pornstar: She Had Me Mistaken For Someone Else
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Donald Trump Assures World That Not Every Country Is "Shithole"
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Lavar Ball Believes He Thwarted Alien Invasion With His Mad Basketball Skills
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North Korea Opens Communication Lines With South Korea
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Psychic: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle's Marriage To End In Divorce
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Donald Trump Slams Media For Talking Crap Against Him
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War-Simulation Computer Program Reveals North Korea To Triumph Against U.S.
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Super-Earth Discovered 10 Light-years Away Likely Hosting Intelligent Life
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Donald Trump's Nuclear Button Is Bigger Than Kim Jong-un's
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Winner Of $60-Million Lotto Max Jackpot Remains Down-To-Earth And Humble
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William Serenas Forfeited US Open Championship Match After Smashing All Of His 10 Rackets
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Pornstar's Nude Photo Hacker Sentenced In Court
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Body Builder Won Local Contest Then Debuted Facebook Page To Post Inspirational Quotes
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Girl With 4% Phone Battery Managed To Survive 2.5 Miles Away From Charger
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Local Community Online Advertiser Is A Special And Jollier Soul Than Most
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Guy Who Traveled Out Of Country For The 1st Time, Encouraged People On Facebook To Travel
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Selfless Fashion Designer Committed Suicide Despite Having Every Mundane Thing We Can Only Dream Of
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Dumbest Fly Ever Can't Get Itself Out Of A Vehicle With Open Windows
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Zombies Banished Out Of Horror Genre, Will Stand Under Own Genre: "Zombie"
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Life-Inspired Obese Man Took It By The Chin And Surgically Lost 345 Pounds
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Winnie The Pooh Named As Alternate President Of China
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Preacher Who Sucked At Doomsday Predictions Finally Gets Correct Date
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Journalist Filmed Documentary About Her Living Lives Of Poor People And Easily Made It Look Real
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Good-For-Nothing Scumbag Met Lazy Low-Flying Bimbo Soulmate On Craigslist
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Nerd IT Guy Successfully Stayed Outdoors For 14 Days Without Computers
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New Species Of Vampires Discovered Glitter Under The Sun And Endearing To Teens
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Asteroid That Dared Planet Earth In "Game Of Chicken" Swerved Last Minute
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Unloquacious Girl Opened Box Full Of Explosive Secrets After A Sip Of Booze
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China Ordered Arrest Of Dalai Lama And Anyone Who Reincarnates Without Prior Approval
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Country Of India Surpassed Germany As Biggest Farters In The World
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Important 1980's Themed Party Flopped After Some Guests Didn't Dress Up As Any 80's Character
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Man Raised By Wolves Not As Badass As Thought After All
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Flirty Girl Steered Clear Out Of Traffic Ticket With 'Hot' Cop
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Church Of Euthanasia Decided To Stop Promoting Death So They Can Grow In Numbers
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Gluten-Free Diet Endorsed By The First World Health Organization
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Vile Turban-Wearing Fellow Crashed Airplane Into A Building To Earn 72 Virgins In Heaven
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Baby Irresponsibly Proclaimed By Parents As Angel
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Vodka Company Laid Off 40% Of Labor And Dropped The "e" In "Absolut Vodka"
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Apes Inhabiting Deep Jungles Of Peru Discovered To Have Already Evolved To Humans And Back
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Guy Dialed 911 As Alien Tried To Abduct Him
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High School Hottie Ushered Herself To Life Of A Responsible Adult
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Children's Book Author Raul J.K. Published Another One Of His Books, "Harry's Spotter"
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U.S. Government Admitted That An Alien Parasite Led The Country For Over A Year
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Slightly Out Of Shape Guy Set Record For Biggest Pizza Consumed In One Siting
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Bona Fide Whore Declared Disgruntlement After Hearing Girls Effortlessly Get Labeled Whore
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Ultra-Competitive Little Squiggly Thing, Beat 1.3 Billion Others For The Prize Of Life
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Fart Gas Discovered As Alternative Fuel
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Michael Jordan Made 759 Consecutive Lay-ups In Backyard Practice
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Utterly Wicked Metal Band Member Devoured His Feces On Stage & Choked To Death
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Biggest Elephant Dump Known To Man Discovered In Chang Mai, Thailand
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Charitable Thief Issued Up To 40% Refund To His Poor Victims
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Women In Saudi Arabia Permitted To Show The Top Bridge Of Their Noses In Public
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Magician With Great Upbringing Assured Public He Will Never Perform Unlawful Magic
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Homosexuality In Mosquitoes Discovered
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Indian Cinema Authorities Demands More Dancing (And Singing) In Movies
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Girl With The Audacity To Slice Pizza In Squares Won Nobel Prize
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Chinese Supreme Court Summoned 12 Random Department Store Shoppers To Jury A High Profile Case
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Brick House That The Third Little Pig Built Discovered In California
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Girl Claimed Record For Most Prizes Collected From The Tooth Fairy
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Emperor's New Clothes Displayed As An Empty Glass Box In Denmark Museum
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Life-forms Discovered On Surface Of Uranus
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Acclaimed Paleontologist Published Book Stating Dinosaurs Would Still Be Extinct Even If Meteor Strike Had Not Occurred
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Thomas Edison Could Have Invented The Light Bulb Earlier, But He Didn't
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Researchers Ended Search For Puff The Magic Dragon
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Bruce Lee Won Olympic Gold Medal In Table Tennis Using Nunchucks As Racket
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Planet Earth Rediscovered To Be Flat
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Lunatic Eddie Gein Released From Mental Hospital As Renewed Man
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Rajeshvara Chakrabarti, An Influential Man Who Lived His Past Life As A Cow Was Born Today
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Outspoken Non-Coffee Believer, Converted On Third Cup
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Neil Armstrong Was The First Man To Step On Many Things
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Australian Government Set Strict Guideline And Convention For Short-Cutting Of Words
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The First Working Time Machine Introduced
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Scientists Found More Dinosaur Bones And They've Had Enough Of It
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Soccer-Playing Shaolin Monks That Represented China, Won FIFA World Cup
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Low-Key Inventor Endeavored The First Passenger Flying Machine
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Abraham Lincoln Battled And Angered Group Of Vampires, Resulting To His Assassination
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Charles Darwin Copulated With An Ape To Reproduce And Prove The Homo Erectus
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Person Who Created Mermaids In Comic Book Sued For Intellectual Infringement
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Alexander Graham Bell Envisioned The Telephone As A Toddler
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Twenty-Seven Witches Burn At The Stake In Essex, England
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Nostradamus Predicted Arrival Of Aliens
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Jack Of "Jack And The Beanstalk" Sentenced For Burglary And Death Of Giant
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Julius Caesar Invented The Caesar Salad
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Cleopatra Won Miss Teen Egypt
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First Man In History To Ask For Fish But Was Taught How To Fish, Fed For A Lifetime
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