Utterly Wicked Metal Band Member Devoured His Feces On Stage & Choked To Death

 August 12, 1992

News in a flash—Super badass rock metal band, Kill 'em All drummer, JJ McCormick, ran back and forth across the stage naked before defecating and shoving all of his feces down his throat. Many fans in attendance were so ecstatic to see the stunt that some of them went as far as defecating themselves and smothered their excrements to each others faces. Everybody in the packed auditorium did get their money's worth, but it was too late when they noticed that McCormick was suffocating with his own feces while laid on the floor, slowly losing consciousness. The band's vocalist, Devon Scott, who thought it was all part of McCormick's act, went down on him with his bared buttocks to also defecate right on his face. This pretty much sealed JJ's demise, making him one of the most entertaining heavy metal band member of all time in the genre's projected short-lived era.