Site FAQ

We are frequently conducting surveys, and the resulting data—let alone overwhelmingly positive and encouraging to our test makers—always point to signs of enormous betterment to people's lives. As far as we know, each of our tests is remarkably life-altering.

We have only heard of one untoward incident where an elderly man from India took our lottery test and had a life-ending heart attack after learning that he will win that week's jackpot. Other than that, the tests should be safe—although we encourage the very young and the very old to refrain from taking them, just to be on the safe side of things.

It is recommended that you take as many tests as you can, but only up to 3x a day for a test that you have already taken.

Rule of thumb is you have to be mature enough. Most governments around the world legislate it as 18 years old, and so far, we haven't had a reason to suggest otherwise.

These tests are as credible as any. We have nothing to gain by fooling around and waste people's time.

They say the truth hurts. If you have answered a test truthfully, there's a good chance that you are not going to like the result. Whenever this happens, you may retake a test and pretend with your answers, although this doesn't guarantee anything.

Our tests creators are psychologists, psychiatrists, doctors, fortune-tellers, faith healers, and a bunch of other professionals who are experts in their fields. We contract them to create tests for whatever ideas we may have and pay them tons of money in return.

If we must reiterate, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Our team works round the clock to supply tests for all kinds of people. That only means we need to get an infinite number of tests out. We are going to get that done but in the meantime, take whatever test you can find.

I'm not sure what that means, but yes—we also think this site is bigger than life itself.

We thank you for your generosity. We don't have anything like that set up at the moment, but do check us out every now and then. Because of good people like you, we will aim to get that sort of thing up soon.

Bob and Ron are fun loving dudes just like you and I. They're two people who enjoy spending time with their families, and of course, with each other as they go fishing every chance they get. Every so often, they get rewarded with some time in between, and they go out to do their famous Bob & Ron Surveys, which has infatuated much of the world.

You don't come to Bob and Ron. Bob and Ron will come to you. Sign up for this site's newsletter, and Bob and Ron will treat that as an invitation.

How dare you cast a shadow of doubt about the actualness of Bob and Ron? Bob and Ron are bearers of truth, justice, and enlightenment. Everything is plain to see!