Girl With The Audacity To Slice Pizza In Squares Won Nobel Prize

 July 02, 1988

News in a flash—Gina Hayes of Reno, Nevada won the Nobel Prize for boldly slicing square pizzas in public rather than conventionally and conveniently slicing pies out of a popular thin-crust favorite they sell in a local pizza house where she worked. She gathered mixed reactions from distant observers as she radically crisscrossed through a pizza that she bought with her employee discount and using the pizza house's slicer. She was awarded the Nobel Prize for her courage and culinary innovation.