New Species Of Vampires Discovered Glitter Under The Sun And Endearing To Teens

 July 13, 2009

News in a flash—A new species of vampires were discovered in North America. These vampires were quite different because they glitter like crystals when exposed to sunlight, as opposed to its predominantly known kin that tend to instantaneously incinerate into ashes upon the slightest exposure to the sun. Many people, especially teenage girls and some boys, are quite fond of them and have visited them in droves at the Museum of Natural History where they are displayed. The warm reception benefited the museum millions of dollars on the first week of the exhibit. As such, the museum will release more of the vampires in the next couple of months, which will also surely turn out to be a major success.