Jack Of "Jack And The Beanstalk" Sentenced For Burglary And Death Of Giant

 July 08, 1207

News in a flash—Jack of "Jack and the Beanstalk," was sentenced a total of 25 years for trespassing, theft, and manslaughter, following the heist of a golden goose and the slaying of a giant who lived on the clouds. Witnesses identified Jack rushing down from an extraordinarily enormous beanstalk right before chopping it down in broad daylight. A massive impact was later heard as the giant who lived in seclusion on the clouds, plunged to his death after the beanstalk went crashing down—all due to Jack's attempt to gain possession of a golden goose that was under the giant's custody. His mother, identified as an accomplice, will serve 8 years and 4 months.