Donald Trump Slams Media For Talking Crap Against Him

 January 04, 2018

An upset and infuriated President Donald Trump addressed a gathering of media at the White House on Wednesday, sources said. Red-faced and on the brink of tears, the 45th president of the United States of America was not bashful at all with his frustrations towards different media sources present at the White House. He has claimed that they all have been talking bad behind his back and telling all kinds of negative stuff against him. "For a second there, I thought of you guys as someone I could count on," a sullen President spoke. "Gosh, I even considered some of you as friends. I guess I was wrong! I let a lot of you come into my house to check out my stuff, don't I(?)" Realizing their lack of vigilance, the press in general stayed hushed and aloof for most of the time until the president relented and closed out by saying, "None of you are invited to my birthday." According to one of the media members, they were all surprised and thrown off and "quite nearly apologetic" as Trump's voice was quivering when he stepped back to the podium to add that only Melania's friends--whom he has come to like--are invited to his birthday.