Survey: "Money Can't Buy Happiness" Is The Most Refuted Proverb Of All Time

In a survey conducted by Bob & Ron's Survey, respondents were asked if they believe in the popular adage, "money can't buy happiness." According to the survey, the results don't only discredit the said passage; there's really nothing else that can come close to money in buying happiness, the 1-question survey confirmed. All 10 participants have ticked the box that says, "Money can buy happiness," which puts the supposed aphorism in question. "Whoever thinks money can't buy happiness must be really, really, really screwed," said Kyle Hope, one of the respondents who is a Las Vegas strip club manager. "They must be like, crazy or something, or maybe they got cancer from head to toes," said another one of the respondents, Michael Bjorn, a band vocalist. The phrase "money can't buy happiness" has been refuted by all civilized populations since the history of money. This is according to Dr. Hans Stevens, a money historian and an expert on all matters regarding money. "The only things that have come out of this phrase are a myriad of 'witty' come-backs shooting it down, such as the case of t-shirts, social media captions, and women's fashion magazines," said Dr. Stevens. "If you think money doesn't buy happiness, a lot of people are more than happy to say something materialistic to prove you wrong." "I haven't completely gone through the numbers and everything, but in my two-and-a-half years in the business, I'm pretty sure that this is the most refuted proverb of all time," said Bob himself of Bob & Ron's Survey. "I think we should all be sensitive to other people's beliefs," said Pammy Jones, a Playboy Playmate who is also one of the respondents. "I don't mean no disrespect to whoever thinks like that, but yeah, money very much buy my happiness, so it's a lie. Just like when they say money can't buy love and stuff which is totally false," the scantily clad blue-eyed seductress stated. Affirmatively, Ron of Bob & Ron's Survey also confirmed that "Money can't buy love" and "Money can't buy friends" came in close as 2nd and 3rd respectively as the most refuted proverb of all time.