Winnie the Pee Accuses Donald the Goose Of Sexual Assault

 February 05, 2018

In light of recent events that brazened sexual victims to publicly accuse their molesters, beloved theme park character, Winnie the Pee has accused fellow theme park employee, Donald the Goose of sexual assault. The alleged sexual acts have been committed on and off for many years. "One time, I walked passed him and he gave my bum-bum a snappy spank," according to Winnie the Pee whose lawyer issued an 8-page statement that detailed how the influential Goose performed sexual crimes against Winnie the Pee. The accusation has poured outrage against Donald the Goose and some towards the theme park itself for the lack of sexual awareness in the work place. Donald the Goose has denied all allegations and is "deeply saddened" with all the nonsense. "Winnie and I were very good friends. I have no clue why Winnie would make this up," said the Goose. CEO and founder of the theme park, Walter Sydney, stated that he was not aware of such occurrences. The public has pressured Sydney to come up with a solution to stop sexual harassments at the theme park. "I'm thinking of making changes," said Sydney. "One of them would be dressing up these characters with pants. A lot of these guys work without bottoms and they do have to fondle each other often; I can only imagine the urges they have to battle everyday. It would probably not hurt to provide them pants at work," Sydney strongly suggested to himself. Winnie the Pee also mentioned that the Goose's sexual assaults against him had only ceased when he confronted him of his actions. "I may be a Winnie, but I'm not that kind of Winnie," Winnie had told the Goose to his face. "I got me peepee too, you know?" Donald the Goose has ever since redirected his sexual innuendos to Betty the Poop--who is also expected to take a dip on the sauce and make a splash into the "movement" in her own fair way.