First Man In History To Ask For Fish But Was Taught How To Fish, Fed For A Lifetime

 June 28, 2059 BC

News in a flash—The first man to have asked for a fish, but was taught how to fish instead, caught loads and loads of fish and never was he hungry ever again from then on. However, the absence of refrigeration technology only meant that he had to deal with diminished and spoiled fish often, especially in the summer. As such, he would have to sail out on the waters to fish anew, which also meant that he did get hungry just a little bit.