Donald Trump Assures World That Not Every Country Is "Shithole"

 January 14, 2018

In the aftermath of President Donald Trump's statements in a meeting where he allegedly described some countries as "shithole countries," Trump and The Whitehouse have vehemently denied the implications the world seems to be making out of his use of hateful language. "How they want to make me appear to the world is just ridiculous and distasteful," Trump said in a press conference to address the issue. "I did use some tough language to describe countries, but how the world is reacting makes no sense at all. Just because there are a couple of ones out there that are shitholes doesn't mean that the other obvious ones are also shitholes--that's with the exception of those that I have already mentioned of course--African nations and Haiti," Trump explained. "Some countries are shitholes but yours probably isn't, alright?" Like any other occurrence on any given day, Trump's speech have gathered mixed reactions from the public and different personalities from around the world--mostly through social media where people are way more gutsier with their opinions--especially those who have an inkling that their country too, is shithole. On the other hand, the UN, who was also pressed to make a statement, have pleaded to Donald Trump and The Whitehouse to clarify the previous statements made. "Look, if you are to identify some countries as shithole, you better make an official list on who's shithole and who's not shithole; you ought to demystify that to the public and not just throw some obscure informal comments out there that are misguiding rather than anything else," according to the UN in an official statement.