Winnie The Pooh Named As Alternate President Of China

 August 11, 2013

News in a flash—Disney's Winnie the Pooh was named by the sovereign people of China as their alternate President, should anything happen that results to the loss of current or future Presidents. Winnie the Pooh, a beloved bear by the Chinese people who also happened to be a supporter of Chinese Presidents, was affirmative to serve China as their leader the very minute, and for any reason, they lose a President. Although Winnie was initially flattered but thought he could never measure up as a leader of the great and powerful nation, he has accepted the mandate of the people and will step up to the plate when the time comes. As an alternate President, Pooh will not only serve as a backup President, but will also represent the country as the President's proxy whenever needed. The Chinese government, together with its 2 billion-strong men and women, have supported the initiative and believed Pooh will do them great honor in leading and representing their country.