Vile Turban-Wearing Fellow Crashed Airplane Into A Building To Earn 72 Virgins In Heaven

 September 11, 2001

News in a flash—A heavily bearded Turban-wearing fellow, willfully crashed a passenger aircraft—lading him and his friends—into a giant fortress of western civilization. The fellow and his gang reportedly walked their way into the flight like regular passengers and never caught any suspicion despite wearing their unmistakable faces of terror. Nearly an hour on-board, led by the one with the fullest mane symbolic of ruthlessness above all, they forced their way into the cockpit and took over the aircraft. They immediately zeroed in to the massive structure and howled incantations as they approach the target in bullet speed. The aircraft blasted the tower and itself into bits, so as every life withheld and within reach. Moments later, the gang woke up in paradise and was greeted by the commanding presence that inspired their people; and without further ado, each gallant warrior was introduced to their prize of horny naked 72 maiden virgins... and consummation followed not long after.