August 01, 2018
News in a flash—Canada, a country known for its political correctness, values, and gender-neutrality, have successfully passed a law to rename superheroes with gender-neutral names. The country has determined that the gender-based names of superheroes are suggestive of sexism which is detrimental to Canada's gender-neutrality. The law has immediately taken into effect, keeping different agencies busy in renaming superheroes. Some early releases have confirmed that Superman will now be known in Canada as "Superbeing," the Batman is now the "Batperson," and Wonderwoman will be renamed as "WonderIndividual." In addition and equally as important, the law also mandates that their costumes will have to come in both English and French markings.