Donald Trump Accepts Kim Jong-un's Invitation To His Birthday Party

 Mar 19, 2018

A delighted and flattered President Donald Trump greeted the media on Friday and answered questions regarding an unprecedented invitation from the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un. Trump confirmed that he RSVP'd Kim Jong-un's invitation to his big birthday party after careful deliberation with his advisers. This is a major development between U.S. and North Korean relations after a lot of smack talk between the two leaders in the past. "We obviously got off the wrong foot, Kim and I," said Trump. "We do have a lot in common and there was just so much misunderstanding. Both of us are very much hated by the world and our tactless expressive personalities are quite on the same spectrum. We would have been the best bunkmates in college if not for some misleading circumstances," the president explained to the media. "I love birthday parties, I think I will have a great time at his birthday party. I know there will be pinata and games... And oh boy, goodies to take home and prizes for sure," according to a jovial Donald Trump when asked of what he expected from the much hyped birthday party invitation. Although Trump has been persistent in going alone, the presidential security will be escorting the president as usual to ensure his security. Donald Trump, however, a man of his own, has been reportedly uncooperative and demanded that they just drop him off at Kim's and pick him up at 6:30. At press time, Donald is a little anxious with some of the media reporting that the North Korean leader remains his enemy and is merely playing him. "He's not happy about what he's heard from these envy people," said Melania Trump. "He's quite upset, although he's ready to go. He's got his present and everything," the first lady confirmed, after Donald has locked himself up in his room and has been unreachable for comments, sources said.