Donald Trump's Nuclear Button Is Bigger Than Kim Jong-un's

 January 02, 2018

U.S. President Donald Trump and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un, engaged into a back and forth smack talk for the ages on Tuesday. Kim recently stated that North Korea's nuclear button is right on his desk and ready to strike the U.S. at any time he wishes. As many expected, Trump did not let this slide and took it to twitter to taunt his chubby adversary. "My Nuclear Button is bigger than yours," tweeted the president. Kim, on the other hand, did not waste time to retaliate and snapped back at the U.S. President. "Mine is so much bigger, bigger than any Trump Tower you've ever built!" A fired-up Trump countered with, "Mine is bigger than any Kim Jong-un Tower... Oh wait, you don't have any!" "Mine is bigger than America," Kim responded anew. "Mine is bigger than the solar system(!)," Trump throwing a big card in an attempt to overwhelm the North Korean leader. Realizing the need to come back with something bigger than the solar system, Kim called for an emergency meeting with his staff and agreed to fire back with the showstopper once and for all. "My nuclear button is bigger than the universe!" Trusting that nothing is bigger than the universe, Kim Jong-un and his entire team started celebrating their wits after what was believed the final shot in the epic war of words. Rising from the ashes like the phoenix, Trump went back to twitter to swing for the fences. "My nuclear button is bigger than an alternate universe that's bigger than this universe," posted the celebrity real-estate mogul turned president. At press time, it is half-past eleven in North Korea and Kim could be sleeping it off after a good day's work. Whether Kim manages to pull off a miracle come back or not remains to be seen when daylight breaks in the region.