Planet Earth Rediscovered To Be Flat

 July 23, 1956

News in a flash—Researcher and elementary school dropout, Samuel Shenton, rediscovered Planet Earth to be flat. This was considered a great scientific milestone after the world—for hundreds of years—believed that our planet is the shape of a ball. Shenton has lectured and proved his theory, convincing every scientist and skeptic, and will continue to do so until every single human being is enlightened. At present, many people still spread lies of a round planet by posting photographs purportedly taken from satellites or space missions which are all edited, bogus, and conspired by NASA.