Preacher Who Sucked At Doomsday Predictions Finally Gets Correct Date

 May 14, 2013

Preacher and Apocalypse Researcher, Davy Meadows, has predicted the date of the end of the world and finally gets it right this time after a series of failed attempts. Meadows, who previously predicted Earth to end on April 10, 2013 by colliding with a planet named Siribrum, came short with his foresight gifts when nothing of its sort transpired. "There was some slight miscalculations on my end," said Meadows. "I have mistakenly used metric instead of the English system in one of my data which I have extracted from the old testament," he thought. Having been wrong after many tries, the cerebral preacher is more cautious with his approach in predicting the new date. He concluded with a "range" instead of giving an exact day, unlike his previous predictions. He is also not giving the year of the said doomsday, but is generous in specifying the months when the end the world will finally happen. "The world will end when the bottom of the world's major oceans shake, causing massive waves that would swallow the world's continents. "This will happen--and mark my words--on any of the months between January to December," the preacher shocked the world anew, sources said.