Good-For-Nothing Scumbag Met Lazy Low-Flying Bimbo Soulmate On Craigslist

 August 27, 2009

News in a flash—Ben Anthony, 28, known to his acquaintances as a good-for-nothing scumbag due to his lifestyle choice, met online his soulmate, Kaley Hicks, a 26 year-old part-time henna tattoo artist. Although Kaley identifies herself as part-time, she really works full-time in her field, since there is nothing else going on for her except looking out for festivals to take her artistry, after she laid low from hooking due to trouble with the law. Kaley was said to have posted an advertisement saying she's seeking for someone to nibble on her kitty, under the Women Seeking Men section on Craigslist. Ben who wasn't out to pull a jack move that night, browsed online to discover the post and wasted no time to answer Kaley's mating call. The pair quickly meshed together like true soulmates and have settled down in the country growing weed in their backyard.