White Rapper Who Was Under The Impression That He Is Relevant, Makes A Comeback

 September 03, 2018

News in a flash—Famous white rapper from the late 90's, Marsh Holly, is releasing a new album because he assumed that he was still relevant. Holly wanted to rake some dough again after a long hiatus. A break that good people back then with the IQ of at least 80 hoped to be permanent. He turned once again to the surefire formula that shot him to stardom more than a decade ago: general hatred, hatred directed to his enemies, violence that he is incapable due to his diminutive stature, homophobic slurs, and belittlement of the female gender. Holly, who was promoting the new album, was visibly old, but held nearly the same vibe of the attention-starved, worthless boy that he was once. He said in an interview that he is very excited of this album and is hoping that his equally waste of space fans, would pay hard earned money for his music so he could buy more drugs.