Singing in the shower comes natural to many people. Most of people's song choices on the other hand, can be as random as a homeless man's dinner. Although anyone can sing any song in the bathroom, nothing brings justice like those that befit the moment. For singing to be reasonable in this instance, a song has to substantiate its kinship with baths—or invoke some of its elements—such as the case of "I'm Singing In The Rain", "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head", "Soft As A Summer Shower", etc.

Just as people are musically inclined in the shower, so are many of us when taking a dump. As we try to take care of business, we may find ourselves in a predicament: Does one just sing any song that comes to mind or is there an appropriate toilet song at all? A song which motivation to transpire is from this exact force of nature would surely facilitate the concurrence of defecating and singing. Needless to say, one cannot help but ask: What can I sing as I let this baby down the crapper?

Certainly, there are many songs in-line to the subject at hand. However, I am keen on identifying one song specific to a common circumstance: A cry of subordination as one is about to yield to the humbling persistence of fecal eruption; a declaration of vindication and relief from adversity... I could think of a song... the 80's hit, "Can't Fight This Feeling". It opens by subtly indicating the bearer's distress and his hesitation to let go...

"I can't fight this feeling any longer
And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow
What started out as friendship, has grown stronger"

Judging the bearer's opening verses, he seemed to have developed affinity to the load and wants to remain in possession of it much longer. However, he is acquiescent of the impending separation; he knows it's just a matter of time. This premise is supported in the lines that follow:

"I only wish I had the strength to let it show
I tell myself that I can't hold out forever
I said there is no reason for my fear
Cause I feel so secure when we're together..."

While the above lyrics did not explain the reason for his reluctance, he must be situated out in public where he easily gained the courage to challenge the call of nature. In the chorus however, everything is made clear on who bosses who... and our protagonist is humbled of such force...

"And I can’t fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever"

Realizing his efforts are futile, he has given way to higher powers and expresses compliance. He reiterates his decision; he knows there's no other way. It's also made apparent that the men's room is just within the vicinity after all, and regardless of its availability, he is prepared to use force to secure his place...

"Cause I can’t fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Come crashing through the door
Baby, I can’t fight this feeling anymore"

A phenomenal classic! May it be in the midst of wrestling your bowels unto the seat of redemption, or in the carefree moments, and in the comforts of home... Truly, a great toilet ballad.

And to spare you the trouble of looking it up, here's a youtube video.