The Mars Colonizer Qualification Test

For many people who are looking for a fresh start, moving to Planet Mars is as exciting as it is intriguing of an idea. But like any modern-day immigration process, one would need to qualify to be granted of such opportunity. How would you know if you're one of the lucky few on Earth who's qualified to live on Mars, you ask? The answer is much closer to us than you may think. In collaboration with The Red Planet Immigration and Development Agency, we bring you The Mars Colonizer Qualification Test. This test is exclusively available on this site and can be taken by anyone currently residing on Planet Earth who is 18 years old and above. The test is concise, and you will find out right away whether or not you qualify for an all-expense paid one-way trip to Mars! If you haven't thought about it yet, consider the dismal state of our own planet— spend a second to think and take this test! You could be staring at your destiny right now, and Mars could be your future home!






Disclaimer: The Mars Colonizer Qualification Test is awesome. As the program overtly and ostentatiously sweeps its way to the public at large, we reserve the right to modify, reinterpret, redecide, and, to some extent, rescind offers if such doing—or whatever—pleases our board members. Rest assured, do take everything here seriously, and indeed, we wish you a life of your liking.