Are you in a hurry?

Yes
No

Do you desire a high-calorie burn exercise?

Yes
No
Probably

Would it be okay to sweat a little bit right now?

Yes
No

Will your knees buckle if you run because you are so fat?

Yes
No
Probably

What's the weather where you are right now?

Winter/ ish/ chilly
Windy/ cool
Warm or humid
Snow/ rain/ hail