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Bob & Ron's Surveys

Goldilocks and the Three Bears: The Porridge Survey

A well-documented escapade that Goldilocks took deep in the forest turned out less than eventful to some—but not for the three bears whose doors could use some locking up after the startling incident. The partaking of a choice of porridge, however, was rather interesting to our beloved survey duo. [Read Survey]


Wolf In Story Little Red Riding Hood Was an Anomaly

The riveting tale of a hapless little girl who affixed the red riding hood on the fashion map has remained a conundrum—thanks to the uninvited guest whose intentions were anything but innocuous. Bob and Ron packed up and braved a long and arduous journey to light our candles in the dark. [Read Survey]


The Most Pretentious Titles People Give Themselves

The first of its kind poll run by the duo Bob and Ron of the globally renowned Bob & Ron's Survey has concluded, and the results are out. Although the responses and votes vastly varied, a clear five had broken out from the pack to top this survey. [Read Survey]


Chimps Will Succeed Robots in Workforce

Strong, smart, agile, emotional, evolutionary, and full of potential. These are only some of the characteristics that make chimpanzees, our closest living relative, a tenable staffing source. Bob and Ron spoke to concerned parties about what very much looks to be the future in business. [Read Survey]