Funny Life Hacks & Wisdom
Finally, a personality test based on your farting habits. This test is used in psychiatric facilities to identify, predict, decide, and execute actions that improve or permanently treat personality disorders. It evaluates your personality by analyzing your responses to relatable everyday scenarios. Take this short test, and discover your personality category as revealed by how you take your daily bottom burps.
Scenario 1/10
You are walking through a crowd of concert-goers while searching for your friends whom you are supposed to meet there. All of a sudden, mayo and mustard smothered hotdog with 2 jumbo sodas take its toll, and the urge to fart is relentless. It's tough luck getting any separation from this mob. What would you do?
Scenario 2/10
You are about to be interviewed by a hiring manager for a job you have aspired for yourself. While waiting in the interview room, you feel that streaming out your inner gas could really ease up some tension. You are alone, but anybody can walk in at any moment. What would you do?
Scenario 3/10
You are hanging out in the living room with friends you haven't seen in 5 years. Simply put, you need to fart. What would you do?
Scenario 4/10
You are with a friend who farts at you a lot. You feel that you're rolling down a hot and clammy one, so it's a great opportunity to dish one back at him—but there are people you don't know nearby. What would you do?
Scenario 5/10
You are with your little brother whom you used to fart at all the time when he was little. He is now a big shot orthopedic doctor. A sudden blast of hot fart jams up your lower rectum, what would you do?
Scenario 6/10
Your boss accidentally farted aloud in a huddle meeting just when you feel that you need to fart yourself. He is trying to keep it together but you see he's pretty embarrased. You can save him by also farting and everyone will crack up for sure. Will you be a hero and save him?
Scenario 7/10
You are lined up to get lunch at a fairly busy cafeteria for about 10 minutes when your body is about to erupt a steamy stinker, and by that I mean, this could be messy. You've had diarrhea lately and you vowed not to be more than 10 meters away from the nearest toilet—which you definitely are by a lot more right now. It's about to blow you out, but you're hungry and don't want to lose your spot on the line. What would you do?
Scenario 8/10
A stage comedian in the middle of a performance is calling out for someone who can fart on stage. He is paying $100 to anyone who can fart on the microphone. Being in the crowd and a prolific farter, it really seems to be a perfect opportunity for you. What would you do?
Scenario 9/10
You have been dating the woman/man of your dreams for the last 7 months. You have acted "proper" around her/him, but you still want to be accepted as the serial farter that you are. Here's your opportunity... you are holding hands while walking in the park, then a ravaging fart quickly loads up—this is your perfect chance to show the real you! What would you do?
Scenario 10/10
You decided to play a good Samaritan and picked up a needy hitch-hiker trying to make it to the next town. A few minutes in and you feel this untameable force; you had indigestion from last night's feast, and this one feels like an imminent gas explosion. It's quite regretable that you brought someone in, this could've been a no-brainer! What are you going to do?
