“I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say.”
~Donald Trump
“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”
~Donald Trump
“I will be phenomenal to the women. I mean, I want to help women.”
~Donald Trump
“If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?”
~Donald Trump
“I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge.”
~Donald Trump
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
~Donald Trump
“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters.”
~Donald Trump
“I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent.”
~Donald Trump
“When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'”
~Sydney J. Harris
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”
~Albert Einstein
“The only normal people are the ones that you don’t know very well.”
~Alfred Adler
“To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be President of the United States.”
~George W. Bush
“Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.”
~Charles Dudley Warner
“They did not know it was impossible so they did it.”
~ Mark Twain
“To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.”
~ Aristotle
