Funny Life Hacks & Wisdom - Celebrity Quotes

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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” ~Mariah Carey
“Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately, it kills all its students!” ~Robin Williams
“I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again.” ~Joan Rivers
“You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.” ~Joan Rivers
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” ~Dean Martin
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.” ~Steven Wright
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” ~Brooke Shields
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” ~Arnold Schwarzenegger

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“Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.” ~Ryan Reynolds
“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that seem right? That means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” ~Jerry Seinfeld
“I like women, I don’t understand them, but I like them.” ~ Sean Connery
“When I was a kid I had no idea I lived in a mansion. Then I went to a friend’s house and I was like – 'Oh.'” ~Paris Hilton
“I first wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.” ~Paris Hilton
“There’s much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you’re going to have to work yourself, just like I did.” ~Paris Hilton
“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy” ~Helen Hayes
“We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” ~Jason Kidd