Funny Life Hacks & Wisdom - Movies & TV Shows Quotes

The inexhaustible sources of the entertainment industry, movies and TV shows are a bottomless pit of funny quotes. We, the masses, can't get enough of aesthetically higher-tier human beings who can pretend to be someone they will never be as well as they can deliver written lines in made-up situations. With the ever-advancing screen-viewing technologies, heaps and heaps of these crafty motion artworks are for our consumption at the flick of a finger. Do you know that about 300 English-language movies and TV shows get released every second? I just made that up because I can, and there are no consequences for doing such. And so, after further ado, here are the funniest quotes from movies and TV shows ever.

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“What... How... Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but *you*! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!” ~The Mummy (2001)
“If I"m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” ~Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
“I had no idea you could milk a cat.” - “Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.” - “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?” ~Meet the Parents (2000)
“According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches.” ~Dumb and Dumber (1994)
“I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.” ~Spy (2015)
“I like your outfit, too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.” ~Legally Blonde (2001)
“I changed all my passwords to 'Incorrect.' So whenever I forget, it will tell me 'Your password is incorrect.” ~The Office
“There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.” ~The Office
“Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues.” ~Batman Begins (2005)
“I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” ~Parks and Recreation
“If this relationship is ever gonna work between us, I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it.” ~The Lego Movie (2014)
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” ~Airplane! (1980)
“There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?” ~Airplane! (1980)
“Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.” ~Arthur (1981)
“The eyes are the nipples of the face.” ~The House Bunny (2008)