Funny Life Hacks & Wisdom - Song Lyrics/ Quotes

Songs are tricky sly bastards. They're not required to mean anything, and we don't have to understand them. It's why a hundred percent of songs ever sung are just mumbled. Well, except for those weird ones that our grandparents sing, they sound annoyingly enunciated and coherent. It doesn't matter if they are foreign, vague, or grammatically garbage; they just have to be catchy and at least performed by a scantily clad eye candy—and ching, ching! It's money, cars, charity, and not drugs. Please see herewith quotes from funny and probably head-scratching song lyrics in the history (as far as I'm concerned) of the music industry.

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“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.” ~"I Got a Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas
“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble · So you don't confuse them with mountains.” ~"Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira
“Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof.” ~"Happy" by Pharrell
“My balls feel like a pair of maracas · Oh God, I probably got the Gono-co-co-coccus!” ~"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" by Frank Zappa
“I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time · Feel free.” ~"You Learn" by Alanis Morissett
“A chicken ain't chicken 'til he's licking good and fried.” ~"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died" by Roger Miller
“Bone bone bone bone bone, bone, bone, bone bone.” ~"Tha Crossroads" by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
“You can't bribe the door on your way to the sky.” ~"Sign of the Times" by Harry Styles
“Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.” ~"Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by Crash Test Dummies
“I’m down on my knees, searching for the answer · Are we human or are we dancer?” ~"Human" by The Killers
“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?” ~"Firework" by Katy Perry
“I be in and out them banks so much, I know they tired of me.” ~"Bodak Yellow" by Cardi B
“Young, black, and famous, with money hangin’ out the anus” ~"Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down" by Puff Daddy
“It’s better if we keep them perplexed · It's better if we make them want the opposite sex.” ~"Loving Someone" by The 1975
“Without changing a part of me · How do I get to heaven? ” ~"Heaven" by Troye Sivan
“If there's a future, we want it, now.” ~"Now" by Paramore
“Pretty girls don’t know the things that I know.” ~"Disclosure" by Lorde
“Now you get to watch her leave out the window · Guess that’s why they call it window pane.” ~"Love The Way You Lie" by Eminem
“If I go there will be trouble, if I stay it will be double.” ~"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" by The Clash
“T to the A to the S T E Y, girl you tasty.” ~"Fergalicious" by Fergie ft. Will.I.Am
“I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” ~"Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time" by Panic at the Disco
“Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chubby · I don't have any lines to go right here, so chuby Teletubby.” ~"Just Lose It" by Eminem
“I do whatever The Bible tells me to · Except for the parts that I choose to ignore.” ~"The Loophole" by Garfunkel and Oates
“Hey ho, let's go! Hey ho, let's go! Hey ho, let's go! Hey ho, let's go!” ~"Blitzkrieg Bop" by Ramones
“My wife is going into labor! · I said every day is pizza time!” ~"All I Eat Is Pizza" by Koo Koo Kanga Roo
“Ooo eee oo ah ah · Ting tang walla walla bang bang…” ~"Witch Doctor" by Cartoons
“Mai-ia-hii Mai-ia-huu Mai-ia-ha Mai-ia-haha · Mai-ia-hii Mai-ia-huu Mai-ia-ha Mai-ia-haha” ~"Dragostea Din Tei" by O-Zone
“Pa pa l’ americano · Pa pa l’ americano · Pa pa l’ americano” ~"We No Speak Americano" by Yolanda Be Cool, DCup
“Beauty school dropout, No graduation day for you · Beauty school dropout, Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo!” ~"Beauty School Drop Out" by Frankie Avalon
“Just open your mouth and close your eyes · It’s raining tacos” ~"Raining Tacos" by Parry Gripp
“Like an angel in disguise · But if you meet a friendly horse · Will you communicate by Morse?” ~"What Does the Fox Say?" by Ylvis
“They should never give a license · To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves” ~"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo & Patsy