Funny Life Hacks & Wisdom - Movies & TV Shows Quotes Page 2

“I'm glad he's single, because I'm gonna climb that like a tree.” ~Bridesmaids (2011)
“If we get separated, try and join a white family. You will be safe there until I can find you” ~Fresh off the Boat
“If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess” ~Moana (2016)
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” ~The Office
“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.” ~The Office
“Trying is the first step toward failure.” ~The Simpsons
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.” ~The Simpsons
“I'm one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” ~The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
“Please. Have mercy. I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.” ~Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” ~Dodgeball (2004)
“Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV.” ~Rick and Morty
“[While looking at a very large castle] Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?” ~Shrek (2001)
“Her lips said ‘No,” but her eyes said ‘read my lips.’” ~Frasier
“He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.” ~Superbad (2007)
“Our first assignment is a documentary. They’re like a movie, but with ugly people.” ~Community