Funny Life Hacks & Wisdom - Movies & TV Shows Quotes Page 3

“So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?” ~Mean Girls (2004)
“I’m cool dad, that’s my thang.” ~Modern Family
“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa” ~Elf (2003)
“Kip, stand by to take the blame.” ~Futurama
“It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” ~The Hangover (2009)
“I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.” ~Sex and the City
“They hate us cuz they anus.” ~The Interview (2014)
“I can handle this. Handle is my middle name. Actually, handle is the middle of my first name.” ~Friends
“All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for.” ~Friends
“No, homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.” ~Friends
“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” ~Friends
“I can’t believe my Dad saw us having sex! He didn’t make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees!” ~Friends
“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows please give me money so I can buy a computer.” ~Friends
“Come on Ross you’re a palaeontologist – dig a little deeper.” ~Friends
“You can’t have S-E-X when your taking care of the B-A-B-I-E.” ~Friends
“Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.” ~Friends