“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.”
~Isaac Asimov
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
~Isaac Asimov
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
~Dave Barry
“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.”
~Cullen Hightower
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
~Bill Gates
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”
~Benjamin Franklin
“A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.”
~Oliver Herford
“You have to be odd to be number one.”
~Dr. Seuss
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
~Walt Disney
“Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it.”
~John Naisbitt
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.”
~Michel Tournier
“People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.”
~Thomas Sowell
“As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind—every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.”
~John Glenn
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
~Prince Philip
“War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.”
~Ambrose Pierce
