Funny Life Hacks & Wisdom - Famous People (Historical & Political) Page 3

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” ~Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years gotten enough to eat and escaped being eaten?” ~Logan Pearsall Smith
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” ~Albert Einstein
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” ~Albert Einstein
“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” ~Kitty O’Neill Collins
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” ~Robert Bloch
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.” ~Oscar Wilde
“I can resist everything except temptation.” ~Oscar Wilde
“Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.” ~Terry Pratchett
“Time is real.” ~Aristotle
“Time is an illusion of the mind.” ~Immanuel Kant
“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.” ~Erma Bombeck
“We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks - if we agree with him.” ~Mark Twain
“As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.” ~Socrates
“I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party, and I attended with my real face.” ~Franz Kafka